Amsterdam

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Why one should not visit Amsterdam, but go straight to The Hague and Nijmegen. In Amsterdam one can suffer from neck pains, brain pains, head pains and many kind of pains. 


Why it's extremly important to smile inside Amsterdam. Ohterwise one gets a needle in their backs.